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			<title><![CDATA[helloo !!]]></title>
			<link>https://www.comfortforums.com/thread-4870.html</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2018 10:34:39 -0400</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.comfortforums.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=0">Shizuka</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[&nbsp;Hello Everyone.I am here to introduce myself.Life is all about living on your own rules and regulation but when it comes to forum you have to follow the rules of forum because if you dont follow admin will unfollow you.&nbsp;Waiting for someone to welcome me.<br />
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Regards,Shizu&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<br />
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[&nbsp;Hello Everyone.I am here to introduce myself.Life is all about living on your own rules and regulation but when it comes to forum you have to follow the rules of forum because if you dont follow admin will unfollow you.&nbsp;Waiting for someone to welcome me.<br />
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Regards,Shizu&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<br />
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			<title><![CDATA[Can Cytech make micro sensors]]></title>
			<link>https://www.comfortforums.com/thread-4256.html</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2015 18:16:07 -0400</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[I have had problems trying to work out the best use of sensors to turn lights on stair treads and wonder if it would be possible for Comfort to manufacture something that i have designed as a solution for this problem, <br />
I thought of using a standard PIR and pressure mats and then decided to make my own using a micro pir module and a push button that I modified blending the two together (16mm button one with an illumination ring as this supports the module) . the pictures show roughly how I went about it and the only the problem that I encountered on the installation was the correct programing (It has to be set as \"digital\" as it only use a 3 wire connection) The overall diameter of the pir in its new housing pushed back to reduce activations is the size of a penny (UK) so quite small.<br />
(Can only put one picture on at a time so will be spread over a few pages)<br />
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I have had problems trying to work out the best use of sensors to turn lights on stair treads and wonder if it would be possible for Comfort to manufacture something that i have designed as a solution for this problem, <br />
I thought of using a standard PIR and pressure mats and then decided to make my own using a micro pir module and a push button that I modified blending the two together (16mm button one with an illumination ring as this supports the module) . the pictures show roughly how I went about it and the only the problem that I encountered on the installation was the correct programing (It has to be set as \"digital\" as it only use a 3 wire connection) The overall diameter of the pir in its new housing pushed back to reduce activations is the size of a penny (UK) so quite small.<br />
(Can only put one picture on at a time so will be spread over a few pages)<br />
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			<title><![CDATA[Home automation icons for visualization]]></title>
			<link>https://www.comfortforums.com/thread-3915.html</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2014 11:53:54 -0400</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[XAML Icon Studio offers home automation icons in the graphic styles Shapes, Flat, Classic, Glossy, Silver, Windows 8 and Buttons.<br />
For the generation of buttons different button styles and colors are available.<br />
Windows 8 icons are created with shapes and a tile background.<br />
The base graphics can be combined with an overlay.<br />
For windows, doors and shutters several graphics are offered so that the actual state such as \"Open window\", \"window tilted\" can be represented visually.<br />
With the graphics filters, the icons can be recolored.<br />
Thus, e.g. an inactive status or alarm state can be displayed visually.<br />
The icons can be exported to vector formats XAML WPF, XAML Silverlight and the pixel formats PNG, BMP, JPG, GIF and ICO (RGB32).<br />
The icons can be created in any size without loss of quality.<br />
The graphic package contains additional icon sets from other themes, which may be suitable in part for the home automation.<br />
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Here is a link with some example icons for home automation in different design variants:<br />
<a href="http://www.xaml-icon-studio.com/en/home-automation.htm" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Examples for Home automation icons</a><br />
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If there are several interested parties, one of you can make a collective order and distribute the license key. Each license has its own license key.<br />
With a minimum order of 20 licenses you can save 50 percent.<br />
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Best regards<br />
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JÃÂ¼rgen<br />
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[XAML Icon Studio offers home automation icons in the graphic styles Shapes, Flat, Classic, Glossy, Silver, Windows 8 and Buttons.<br />
For the generation of buttons different button styles and colors are available.<br />
Windows 8 icons are created with shapes and a tile background.<br />
The base graphics can be combined with an overlay.<br />
For windows, doors and shutters several graphics are offered so that the actual state such as \"Open window\", \"window tilted\" can be represented visually.<br />
With the graphics filters, the icons can be recolored.<br />
Thus, e.g. an inactive status or alarm state can be displayed visually.<br />
The icons can be exported to vector formats XAML WPF, XAML Silverlight and the pixel formats PNG, BMP, JPG, GIF and ICO (RGB32).<br />
The icons can be created in any size without loss of quality.<br />
The graphic package contains additional icon sets from other themes, which may be suitable in part for the home automation.<br />
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Here is a link with some example icons for home automation in different design variants:<br />
<a href="http://www.xaml-icon-studio.com/en/home-automation.htm" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Examples for Home automation icons</a><br />
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If there are several interested parties, one of you can make a collective order and distribute the license key. Each license has its own license key.<br />
With a minimum order of 20 licenses you can save 50 percent.<br />
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Best regards<br />
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JÃÂ¼rgen<br />
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			<title><![CDATA[Now this is a nice keypad...]]></title>
			<link>https://www.comfortforums.com/thread-3729.html</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2014 05:33:10 -0400</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[I thought this would be nice. Cytech, how about something more \'flashy\' than the&nbsp;low-res monochrome&nbsp;keypad we currently have???<br />
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<a href="http://cms.dsc.com/media/documents/High_Res_Product_Photos/Powerseries_TouchScreen_L.jpg" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">http://cms.dsc.com/media/documents/High_...reen_L.jpg</a><br />
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I thought this would be nice. Cytech, how about something more \'flashy\' than the&nbsp;low-res monochrome&nbsp;keypad we currently have???<br />
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<a href="http://cms.dsc.com/media/documents/High_Res_Product_Photos/Powerseries_TouchScreen_L.jpg" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">http://cms.dsc.com/media/documents/High_...reen_L.jpg</a><br />
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			<title><![CDATA[Home for Sale - Near Epsom, Surrey, UK]]></title>
			<link>https://www.comfortforums.com/thread-3597.html</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Nov 2013 15:44:59 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Long shot ...<br />
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I\'m only posting here as it has a Comfort / C-Bus system and \'flood\' wiring in place etc.<br />
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The system works fine (as member \'Home\' was not allowed near it <img src="https://www.comfortforums.com/images/smilies/biggrin.png" alt="Big Grin" title="Big Grin" class="smilie smilie_4" />)<br />
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Any correspondence via personal messages only.<br />
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Nigel<br />
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Long shot ...<br />
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I\'m only posting here as it has a Comfort / C-Bus system and \'flood\' wiring in place etc.<br />
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The system works fine (as member \'Home\' was not allowed near it <img src="https://www.comfortforums.com/images/smilies/biggrin.png" alt="Big Grin" title="Big Grin" class="smilie smilie_4" />)<br />
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Any correspondence via personal messages only.<br />
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Nigel<br />
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			<title><![CDATA[Appleâ€™s Next Step: Home Automation?]]></title>
			<link>https://www.comfortforums.com/thread-3538.html</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 02 Oct 2013 08:14:16 -0400</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.comfortforums.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=606"></a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Interesting possibility?<br />
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<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/technology/2013/10/apples-next-step-home-automation/" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">http://www.uproxx.com/technology/2013/10...utomation/</a><br />
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Interesting possibility?<br />
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<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/technology/2013/10/apples-next-step-home-automation/" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">http://www.uproxx.com/technology/2013/10...utomation/</a><br />
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			<title><![CDATA[My Favourite TV Ad]]></title>
			<link>https://www.comfortforums.com/thread-3027.html</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2012 08:11:19 -0400</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<br />
&nbsp;What a Wonderful World with David Attenborough<br />
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[flash=425,344]http://www.youtube.com/v/t5opIeLDgSA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1[/flash]<br />
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&nbsp;What a Wonderful World with David Attenborough<br />
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[flash=425,344]http://www.youtube.com/v/t5opIeLDgSA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1[/flash]<br />
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			<title><![CDATA[Wanted -  Comfort Demonstration Site in Dorset UK for one short visit]]></title>
			<link>https://www.comfortforums.com/thread-2383.html</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 08:22:28 -0400</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.comfortforums.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=3"></a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Wanted asap a demonstration site for Comfort in 50 mile radius of Bournemouth / Poole? Can anyone help! About a one hour visit. Will figure out some compensation.<br />
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Nigel&nbsp; nh @ hometechi.co.uk<br />
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Wanted asap a demonstration site for Comfort in 50 mile radius of Bournemouth / Poole? Can anyone help! About a one hour visit. Will figure out some compensation.<br />
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Nigel&nbsp; nh @ hometechi.co.uk<br />
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			<title><![CDATA[Sin Chew Alarm Celebrates 30th Anniversary]]></title>
			<link>https://www.comfortforums.com/thread-2099.html</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2010 23:52:37 -0500</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.comfortforums.com/member.php?action=profile&uid=606"></a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.sinchewalarm.com.sg/" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Sin Chew Alarm</a>, one of Singapore\'s most well known, trusted and successful Total Security Installation companies, celebrated its 30th anniversary on the 15th December 2010.<br />
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Sin Chew Alarm, started by Mr Chew Chai Seng in 1980, has grown from a staff of 3 to more than 50 today. In the beginning, they installed simple burglar alarms, but now handle Access Control, CCTV, A/V Intercoms, Autogates, barriers, Keyphones, and Home Automation.<br />
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Sin Chew Alarm started installing Comfort in 1996, mainly because of its unique security features, and to date has installed many thousands of Comfort systems in Singapore alone.<br />
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\"Mr Chew is one of the most forward-looking people in the Security Industry. He took on Comfort when it was a telephone-operated system, and found a third party keypad to arm and disarm the system. We are very proud to be associated with Sin Chew and wish them many more successful years\", according to L.Y Chiu director of Cytech.<br />
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The publication in the Straits Times of 15 December 2010 can be seen at <a href="http://www.sinchewalarm.com.sg/Image/Publication%28Straits%29_15Dec%2710.pdf" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">http://www.sinchewalarm.com.sg/Image/Publication(Straits)_15Dec%2710.pdf</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.sinchewalarm.com.sg/" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">Sin Chew Alarm</a>, one of Singapore\'s most well known, trusted and successful Total Security Installation companies, celebrated its 30th anniversary on the 15th December 2010.<br />
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Sin Chew Alarm, started by Mr Chew Chai Seng in 1980, has grown from a staff of 3 to more than 50 today. In the beginning, they installed simple burglar alarms, but now handle Access Control, CCTV, A/V Intercoms, Autogates, barriers, Keyphones, and Home Automation.<br />
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Sin Chew Alarm started installing Comfort in 1996, mainly because of its unique security features, and to date has installed many thousands of Comfort systems in Singapore alone.<br />
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\"Mr Chew is one of the most forward-looking people in the Security Industry. He took on Comfort when it was a telephone-operated system, and found a third party keypad to arm and disarm the system. We are very proud to be associated with Sin Chew and wish them many more successful years\", according to L.Y Chiu director of Cytech.<br />
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The publication in the Straits Times of 15 December 2010 can be seen at <a href="http://www.sinchewalarm.com.sg/Image/Publication%28Straits%29_15Dec%2710.pdf" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">http://www.sinchewalarm.com.sg/Image/Publication(Straits)_15Dec%2710.pdf</a>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Video Thank You to Comfortforums from Google]]></title>
			<link>https://www.comfortforums.com/thread-2094.html</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2010 07:45:08 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[This was received from Google to thank their customers. It is quite interesting what they did.<br />
In the video you can see the&nbsp; \"comfortforums.com\" made by bees, as dominos and on the moon.<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/adwords10?x=dccdd67a8b2b4c62ae007610648472f0" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">http://www.youtube.com/adwords10?x=dccdd...10648472f0</a><br />
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[This was received from Google to thank their customers. It is quite interesting what they did.<br />
In the video you can see the&nbsp; \"comfortforums.com\" made by bees, as dominos and on the moon.<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/adwords10?x=dccdd67a8b2b4c62ae007610648472f0" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">http://www.youtube.com/adwords10?x=dccdd...10648472f0</a><br />
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			<title><![CDATA[&quot;Miscellaneous&quot; Forum for non-Comfort matters]]></title>
			<link>https://www.comfortforums.com/thread-1593.html</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 21:57:26 -0400</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[We have designated this forum for any non-Comfort matters including other Home Automation or Security related products from other manufacturers or websites.<br />
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Promotion of other products may be allowed in this forum, but not in any of the other forums, which are reserved for discussion of Comfort-related matters, feedback, announcements, news and technical support.<br />
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Please avoid posting messages that are obscene, vulgar, of a sexual nature, abusive, hateful, threatening, of racist nature or otherwise in breach of any laws.<br />
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You should also not post any messages which are potentially defamatory against any member, individual, or company. <br />
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[We have designated this forum for any non-Comfort matters including other Home Automation or Security related products from other manufacturers or websites.<br />
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Promotion of other products may be allowed in this forum, but not in any of the other forums, which are reserved for discussion of Comfort-related matters, feedback, announcements, news and technical support.<br />
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Please avoid posting messages that are obscene, vulgar, of a sexual nature, abusive, hateful, threatening, of racist nature or otherwise in breach of any laws.<br />
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You should also not post any messages which are potentially defamatory against any member, individual, or company. <br />
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			<title><![CDATA[serreg]]></title>
			<link>https://www.comfortforums.com/thread-1275.html</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:02:46 -0500</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[to anyone... I\'am using windows vista and i want to know&nbsp;if there is a site where can i download upgraded version of serreg software&nbsp;. thanks<br />
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please email me at <a href="http://mailto:azazero10@gmail.com" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">azazero10@gmail.com</a><br />
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[to anyone... I\'am using windows vista and i want to know&nbsp;if there is a site where can i download upgraded version of serreg software&nbsp;. thanks<br />
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please email me at <a href="http://mailto:azazero10@gmail.com" target="_blank" rel="noopener" class="mycode_url">azazero10@gmail.com</a><br />
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			<title><![CDATA[The Emperor Mong's Pronouncements]]></title>
			<link>https://www.comfortforums.com/thread-1069.html</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 12:31:58 -0400</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[Firstly I will admit that this is not&nbsp;my original idea... I spotted this on another forum with a more military orientation that I frequent the details and whereabouts of which I will not go into due to the genteel nature of the personages on this forum as some of the language is a bit robust&nbsp;<img src="https://www.comfortforums.com/images/smilies/biggrin.png" alt="Big Grin" title="Big Grin" class="smilie smilie_4" />.<br />
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To quote directly from the afformentioned forum Wiki<br />
<br />
<span style="color: blue;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The Emperor Mong</span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: blue;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Malevolent cosmic being directly responsible for the World\'s ills and for those (in retrospect) idiotic decisions we\'ve <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u">all </span></span>made from time to time</span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: black;" class="mycode_color">Here are a few gems that The Emperor has wispered in some other minions ears just to get us started</span><br />
<ul class="mycode_list"><li><span style="color: blue;" class="mycode_color"><span style="color: black;" class="mycode_color">\"Go on, one more beer won\'t hurt\"</span> </span><br />
</li>
<li><span style="color: blue;" class="mycode_color"><span style="color: black;" class="mycode_color">\"Of course, she thinks you are irresistible</span></span><span style="color: black;" class="mycode_color">\"</span> <br />
</li>
<li>\"Don\'t worry about that noise, Its only the engine, It\'ll go away, turn the stereo up\" <br />
</li>
<li>\"Don\'t bother stopping to tighten your laces, you\'re in far too much of a hurry\" <br />
</li>
<li>&nbsp;\"It\'s only a fart, let it out\" <br />
</li>
<li>\"That concrete is definatly set. And even if it isn\'t set it certainly isn\'t three feet deep\" <br />
</li>
<li>\"Of course it is the right connector. What makes you think there could be another type??\" <br />
</li>
<li>\"whats that Darth? an exhaust port on the Death Star, ah go on, nothing to worry about my son, no-one will ever find out about it!\"</li>
</ul>
Of course I am one of the Emperor\'s most&nbsp;ardent servants and I am known to give him my rapt attention&nbsp;and to act on his advice from time to time so here are a few from myself.<br />
<ul class="mycode_list"><li>\"No need to stop here minion... there\'s more than enough petrol in the tank to get you to the next filling station\" <br />
</li>
<li>\"No need to check whether there is a ceiling beam pitiful fool! Stop being such a wimp and just cut the hole for the ceiling speaker\"<br />
<br />
And my personal favorite<br />
<br />
</li>
<li>\"Of course the kit will have been shipped to site, verily doth I say that there is no need to call upon your suppliers yet again and check for the fifth time as both they and the couriers are the most loyal and trustworthy of my servants throughout this fiefdom. Yea I deem it that thee shall walk onto site and install and commision everything like a streak of lightning and thy shalt be looked upon as a hero by thine client and gilt with laurels and heaped with applause for I too number you as one of my most attentive minions\"<br />
</li>
</ul>
The lying B.....d!:X<br />
So lets have it then name and shame your own personal Emperors whispers <img src="https://www.comfortforums.com/images/smilies/wink.png" alt="Wink" title="Wink" class="smilie smilie_2" /><br />
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<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="color: #0000ff;" class="mycode_color"></span></span>&nbsp;<br />
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Firstly I will admit that this is not&nbsp;my original idea... I spotted this on another forum with a more military orientation that I frequent the details and whereabouts of which I will not go into due to the genteel nature of the personages on this forum as some of the language is a bit robust&nbsp;<img src="https://www.comfortforums.com/images/smilies/biggrin.png" alt="Big Grin" title="Big Grin" class="smilie smilie_4" />.<br />
<br />
To quote directly from the afformentioned forum Wiki<br />
<br />
<span style="color: blue;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">The Emperor Mong</span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: blue;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i">Malevolent cosmic being directly responsible for the World\'s ills and for those (in retrospect) idiotic decisions we\'ve <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="text-decoration: underline;" class="mycode_u">all </span></span>made from time to time</span></span><br />
<br />
<span style="color: black;" class="mycode_color">Here are a few gems that The Emperor has wispered in some other minions ears just to get us started</span><br />
<ul class="mycode_list"><li><span style="color: blue;" class="mycode_color"><span style="color: black;" class="mycode_color">\"Go on, one more beer won\'t hurt\"</span> </span><br />
</li>
<li><span style="color: blue;" class="mycode_color"><span style="color: black;" class="mycode_color">\"Of course, she thinks you are irresistible</span></span><span style="color: black;" class="mycode_color">\"</span> <br />
</li>
<li>\"Don\'t worry about that noise, Its only the engine, It\'ll go away, turn the stereo up\" <br />
</li>
<li>\"Don\'t bother stopping to tighten your laces, you\'re in far too much of a hurry\" <br />
</li>
<li>&nbsp;\"It\'s only a fart, let it out\" <br />
</li>
<li>\"That concrete is definatly set. And even if it isn\'t set it certainly isn\'t three feet deep\" <br />
</li>
<li>\"Of course it is the right connector. What makes you think there could be another type??\" <br />
</li>
<li>\"whats that Darth? an exhaust port on the Death Star, ah go on, nothing to worry about my son, no-one will ever find out about it!\"</li>
</ul>
Of course I am one of the Emperor\'s most&nbsp;ardent servants and I am known to give him my rapt attention&nbsp;and to act on his advice from time to time so here are a few from myself.<br />
<ul class="mycode_list"><li>\"No need to stop here minion... there\'s more than enough petrol in the tank to get you to the next filling station\" <br />
</li>
<li>\"No need to check whether there is a ceiling beam pitiful fool! Stop being such a wimp and just cut the hole for the ceiling speaker\"<br />
<br />
And my personal favorite<br />
<br />
</li>
<li>\"Of course the kit will have been shipped to site, verily doth I say that there is no need to call upon your suppliers yet again and check for the fifth time as both they and the couriers are the most loyal and trustworthy of my servants throughout this fiefdom. Yea I deem it that thee shall walk onto site and install and commision everything like a streak of lightning and thy shalt be looked upon as a hero by thine client and gilt with laurels and heaped with applause for I too number you as one of my most attentive minions\"<br />
</li>
</ul>
The lying B.....d!:X<br />
So lets have it then name and shame your own personal Emperors whispers <img src="https://www.comfortforums.com/images/smilies/wink.png" alt="Wink" title="Wink" class="smilie smilie_2" /><br />
<br />
<span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="color: #0000ff;" class="mycode_color"></span></span>&nbsp;<br />
<br />
&nbsp;<br />
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